Penis Rings
A Final Word on Cock Rings
As I look back on that other piece I wrote about cock rings, I realize how scary I made these sexual aids out to be. In order to get another perspective on cock rings and how they affect sex, I had to seek out someone who wore them. I got a lot of strange looks when I began asking my friends if they in fact wore cock rings. Most of them didn’t really want to advertise how they got their freak on with their respective mate, but I did find a guy who was willing to tell me more about this sex aid.
For the purpose of this editorial, I will call my friend Chris. That’s not his real name, and I swore to him that I wouldn’t use his real name. I guess he didn’t want to advertise the fact that he wears cock rings, but I think I know why. It’s not because he is easily embarrassed by such things, because Chris is a pretty open guy. He doesn’t have any sexual hang ups or anything, but his parents aren’t exactly the open sort, and if they found out he liked to wear these things, they might try to disown him, or worse yet, have their church group do some kind of weird intervention. So with the promise of anonymity, he told me his story.
Chris said that he and his wife had been together for about four years, and that during those four years he had constantly used cock rings. He told me the main reason he used them was to last longer in the bedroom with his wife, who frequently gave him grief about the quantity of quality time. So he went on the internet to do a little research to see if there was anything short of surgery or pills that he could procure in order to correct his timing issue. I asked him if they made the sex feel weird, and he told me it was like a firm hand on the shaft of his penis. I told him that was all good and everything, but what I wanted to know was did the ring really deliver on what it promised. Did the cock ring really help him hold off on his orgasm and did it really increase the intensity of said orgasm? He assured me that the cock ring did in fact help him to achieve his erection longer, and that it also added at least thirty more minutes to his and his wife’s recreational time. I asked him if his wife had said anything since he started wearing it, and that’s when he told me that she actually preferred him to wear the ring at all times when they were to be intimate. I was going to go get direct confirmation on this from his girlfriend when Chris advised me that if I wanted to keep my teeth, I had just better take his word for it. I decided that his word was good enough for me, and went on with my questions.
I asked him if he was ever worried that he might go to sleep with it on, and have one of those night erections that every guy seems to have. He then in turn asked me that if I wore a condom during my sexual activities, and I told him of course. He then asked me if I ever forgot to take the condom off after sex, and I answered him that I don’t recall ever doing that. He replied that it was almost like the same thing; after sex, you took off all things that weren’t naturally a part of you. I argued that leaving a condom on overnight wouldn’t possibly cause me to lose my penis, but he just laughed and said that you were never too tired or too lazy to make sure to remember to take it off. I told him I was just going to have to take his word for it, because I didn’t want to chance it. I stated that I admired his dedication to please his wife on the sexual level, but I didn’t think I could risk forgetting to take the thing off at night and possibly losing the ability to use my penis in any sexual manner. He then called me a chicken and told me I would never know some of the greater aspects of sex, signifying that our interview was over.
I would like to go on record as saying that the cock ring is a safe sexual aid, and when used properly can greatly enhance the act of sex. Chris assured me that the ring did absolutely what it promised, and if the issue in question was staying power, then this was the sexual aid for anybody who was willing to try. As for the intensifying of the orgasm, Chris told me that everybody would just have to find that one out for themselves.
So after another look at cock rings and what they can provide sexually for couples, I have decided that I might at least have to try one at least once. In order to get a better understanding of this product and what it can do, I’m going to have to firsthand experience this sensation my friend Chris kept alluding to. If I have a wonderful time and find out my partner also had a wonderful time, then maybe I can see doing it as a regular type thing. But I’m not going to lie to you, as soon as the sexual congress is over; I’m ripping that thing right off. A little extra pleasure is a great thing, kind of like the cherry on the sundae, but when you’re done eating the sundae you put up the bowl and spoon. Likewise with the ring: when you’re done doing your thing, you have to take off the ring. There’s a neat little catchphrase that should catch on.
